Yesterday he said 'get lost, Fido Face!' Laura Lee Winslow: Does shag carpet also make you crazy? CNN Actor Jaleel White is joining the growing list of celebrities who have launched a cannabis brand. Steve Urkel: Oh, why not? Ms. Steuben: I know, Steven. Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed. Why, because of you, he's swapping recipes with Wolfgang Puck. [Rachel walks into the living room with Richie's broken penguin beak, coutesy of a jealous Judy]. It meant a lot to me. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh. It's just for the family Steve stop begging. I offered you my heart and you stomped that sucker flat! [stares at the racist cop] Black. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo.". [He leaves the house]. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward Arthur Winslow, son I'm ashamed of you. Kanye West name-dropped "Family Matters" star Steve Urkel on his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy track, "Dark Fantasy." However, Ye originally thought a similar line rapped by T-Pain was "corny," the "Buy U A Drank" singer claims.. As reported by HipHopDX on Tuesday (Sept. 7), T-Pain says Ye stole the concept for the Urkel-referencing line after hearing a similar lyric on his . No. aries: "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. Needless to say she's not amused as he jumps on there]. Laura: Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? Eddie Winslow: [at the frat party] Steve, why are you wearing a toga? Sergeant Shishka: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits. "If I were a stop light I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.". No phones. Now let me get this straight, you dented the car. Steven Quincy Urkel: I'm not through! Eddie swoops in and starts taking pictures]. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. [Steve comes out of the freezer at Rachel's Place shivering]. Steve Urkel: Waldo, how could you do this to me? Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally aganst. Harriette Winslow: [Eddie got pulled over by the cops, and a ticket] What was the problem? Carl Otis Winslow: March 24th, Raoul's houseboat is beautiful. Urkelbot: [Joe Friday Impression] Just the facts, ma'am. Stefan Urkelle: Where did you learn all that? Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out? No. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's the whole school! But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. I can almost see what you had for lunch! You have the right to remain silent. In the latter half of Family Matters, Steve started staying with the Winslows as his parents didn't want him around. Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. Carl Otis Winslow: [Takes the money from Eddie] I love you son. Steve Urkel: Okay. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wait Wait. Steve Urkel: Now, relax, Eddie. My head pops out! You can stay. Carl Otis Winslow: That's right, that petition was a great idea. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. Waldo: Excuse me, but I don't wanna hear about a bug's sex life. My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. I'm getting dizzy. It's not fair. Estelle Winslow: Carl! I can teach you how to cook. So one day I decided to do something about it. On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. Chain: It occurs to me that you could be wired. Raoul is the new produce manager. Steve Urkel: [ice pack on his head from a hangover, Carl just told him a story from his drinking days] Eh he he, ow, eh he he ow, [snorts] WHOOAAOOH! [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? And if you call me names, do I not eat? And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes and that's not all. I know how you feel about Laura. Rachel Crawford: She keeled over leading a game of Simon says! You're setting a bad example for the kids. The Urkel mock will think bigger in potential screw-ups for teams that have valued assets poorly in the past than for teams that have made few mistakes. Come here. Steve Urkel: I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. Steve Urkel: I hurt myself. Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you? Eddie: [chuckling] I know this one! [Pulls him into a hug]. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Laura Lee Winslow: Most people don't know that. Harriette Winslow: Carl Winslow, this is the most insensitive, unromantic gift I have ever received. Cassie Lynn: Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here. Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. You refuse to go out with me for the last decade! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want. Steve Urkel: I've fallen and I can't get up! Well let me tell you something sir, if that's the kind of boss you are. [after Steve's Urk-yeast exploded all over the room]. And we practiced for six minutes! Carl Otis Winslow: Like that. He breaks something a beaker along the way]. I'll tell you something else, Allison, I may not be the most trendy guy on campus, or the best looking and I'm CERTAINLY not the most coordinated. Robbins: Hey everyone, Laura Winslow's date is Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel: Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in. [Comes in the lving room with Mother Winslow as Eddie is taking his frustrations out on his sack of dirty laundry because Carl has just taken Waldo to the Chicago Bulls game instead of him]. Can you help me out? He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. Let eserviate on the bright side. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_102099, https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_quotes_102099. Steve Urkel: Really? This is my mother. There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. The wind has chapped my lips. But just to be sure, I'm going downstairs to check the dictionary. Where do I sign? Carl: I sure hope so because I'm wearing his underwear. Waldo: I said he Hey, you can't trick me! What about it, Steve. Wha? Harriette Winslow: Now let me get this straight. Laura Lee Winslow: If you're really my guardian angel, where're your wings and your harp? Harriette Winslow: Yeah. You're always sorry. In Season 1 he was a supporting character and made his first appearance as a background character in Rachel's First Date and had his first major role in "Laura's First Date", however as of Season 2 he was officially considered a main character . The '90s series "Family Matters" may have been about the Chicago-based Winslow family, but the show's breakout character was actually Winslow neighbor Steve Urkel. Dr. Goodrich: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act! I just spend two hours talking a guy off a ledge, then found out he was a window washer. Harriette Winslow: Why? A minor Betty Crocker boo boo. Laura Lee Winslow: Did you get any sleep? Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. Why, how low can you get? Steve Urkel: [reading] "No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Waldo Faldo: Be careful he has another one. You have the right to have an attorney present. Laura: Every time we order another course, you bring your chair closer. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. Laura: [running in] Guess what? [Eddie groans as Carl walks in to brighten his mood], [Eddie leaves with Carl to hang out with him. Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker! You gotta fix that machineeeee. When's the last time you slept? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [after Steve, Eddie & Waldo sang 'My Girl'] Don't we remind you of The Temptations? "Family Matters Quotes." Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral. You understand? Wow, are you wearing a bra? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo! Does that about cover it? This is fantastic! Not bells, Swiss Melody Chimes. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that. Steve Urkel: Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds fifteen seconds sixteen seconds. Becky Sue: Oh, we couldn't do that. You're late for class. Harriette: Who cares? He introduced himself and I was immediately struck by deep brown eyes, his engaging sense of humor and how delicately he handled my cantalopes. Carl Otis Winslow: Why not try the truth! Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [Unstraps his gloves] Sir, not only have you harrassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love. Harriette Winslow: You most certainly do. Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise. Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Carl: What? I'm wearin' you down baby, I'm wearin' you DOWWWWNN! I got a nosebleed at birth. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. All we had to do was drop some dead guy off at the graveyard. Web. Jaleel White, the actor best known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom Family Matters, has launched his own cannabis brand - on the day enthusiasts around the globe enjoy a toke. Steve Urkel: Oh, pasha, you're making me blush again. Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. I'm sorry, call you next week? Eddie: No, Kyle's gone solo and Jerry went with him. And it's all my fault. [walks into the bathroom]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Waldo come to the Witness Stand. That's not enough time for Rambo to blow anything up. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? No! Lt. Murtaugh: Keep the pace, Mr. Backwards Hat! Steve Urkel: Oh, no I'm not. Laura: Curtis, I got my hair done, my nails. Carl Otis Winslow: Well is she still crying? Waldo: Yeah, but I was so nervous when I asked her out that before she could answer, I barfed all over her shoes. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it really bugs me that Steve is the only guy with enough guts to stand up to Willie. So they picked up all out stuff and moved us again. ", Harriette Winslow: She looked at me with tears in her eyes, and she said "Why, Mom?". Bushwhacker Luke: Me and me brother, we hate cops! Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. Steve Urkel: From my stay-away fund. The people that did this to us are teaching the same GARBAGE to their kids. [strikes a pose] Laura? Muskrat Time! Harriette Winslow: So how're things back home? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why? [after Carl as defeated Turbo with ease, Harriette runs up to him with her purse]. Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Could you write that 'A' down on a piece of paper? Steve Urkel: Of course. I can't afford a B on my permanent record. Daniel Wallace: Hey, man. Everyone would think that Laura is in love with Steve Urkel and no one would vote for her. Laura Lee Winslow: [in tears] Daddy, everything's a mess! What's for dinner, milk and cookies? 101 Best Pick Up Lines: Cheesy, Funny, Cute - Parade: Entertainment It's a "non-date". "You're like Pringles; once I pop you, I can't stop you." 6. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh they love the new me. I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn". Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Laura: Look, I owe you an apology. I have feelings. You trifled with my emotions! Laura: [as Steve walks he sobs and cries on Laura's shoulder] What's the matter baby, did you eat some bad cheese again? Robber: Oh yeah? Steve Urkel: Oh, nothing. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. A few minutes ago, I just saw Laura and I fanted. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: The party doesn't start until 9 and my curfew's at 10. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh, no buts! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Well I for one am appalled. Whatever Happened To Steve Urkel From Family Matters? - MSN Wa chee! When the door opens Carl appears dessed up as Steve normally dresses with his glasses]. Steve Urkel: Boyd whipped Eddie. [Carl hits the mantel] Carl. 6. Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. Steven Quincy Urkel: But I'm going the recommended cruising speed for this vehicle Any more could be risky. He held operations in Chicago. Eddie: I don't believe wat just happened, dad took Waldo to the bulls game. Steve Urkel: Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! Harriette Winslow: And I always mark the year, you gave it to me. The hot chocolate will be ready soon. Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. Carl Otis Winslow: He and Steve got busted for gambling. Steve Urkel: Oh yeah, just last week, she actually telephoned me in the middle of the night. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any paper work. Steve Urkel: My "play-ground pass"? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: We took in $2,000 dad and we want you to have it. That one friend who says going to gym will solve everything. I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids. Laura Lee Winslow: [reading note] 'If you want black history, go back to Africa'. Carl: 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3 What the heck is bothering me? Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. He created a machine that could cause items to grow in size. Stefan Urkelle: Well, it could be a few days, or weeks, or [Steve voice] any minute now! Family Matters is a comedy that has many serious episodes, something many sitcoms delve into from time to time, but "Good Cop, Bad Cop" is possibly their best offering of drama. Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. Gun, Carl. Actor Jaleel White remembers his starring role on the '90s hit sitcom "Family Matters." Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [is chased and hides behind a jock] Hold me back, hold me back. Steve Urkel: Well, it starts out with a little cough. Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] Him. I've got the STD, all I need is U." 3. Rachel Crawford: Harriette, we've got to talk. Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again. 7. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's a work of Harriette, get it, Art, Harriette? Eddie: Man, I don't have time to study. Harriette Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Carl. Richie Crawford: I can break all this stuff. It's always tomorrow with that boy! Laura: Maybe not, there has to be some guy who doesn't have a date. "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Cassie Lynn: Look, Becky Sue. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. Steve Urkel: The woman's been flirting with me. You had an accident. [laughs]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [voiceover, as Johnny Danger] So there I was, staring death right in the face. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle! Steve Urkel: [to Carl] They actually give this guy bullets? Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]. Steve Urkel: Ms Steuben, you taught Laura to slow down and stop taking short cuts. Steven Quincy Urkel: Look, you've got this big bed. It was right in your favorite spot. Carl: What? You're making me blush. Ms. Steuben: But here you are. So go ahead, FIRE ME! [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. "No mo giet itsu mana! We only have to make one quick delivery. Hey, what were you doing in my closet? Steve Urkel: Thanks. The Its PurpL logo features the young mug of White as Steve Urkel, with his signature Coke-bottle spectacles and high-top fade haircut that blends into a purple haze riding above the floating. Steve Urkel: To be quite honest, Fuffner; I'd written you off as being incorrigible. Eddie: I'm the one who's taking the test. Steve Urkel: Oh no! Mondo do du chok! Chuck is twice the man, Raoul is. Cassie Lynn: Try me. Urkel defeats him]. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, your old man's read a book or two. Rachel Crawford: Little Richie spoke his first word. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! Waldo: Just the stuff Steve told me to say. Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. Stefan Urkelle: Not I know that's not Carl. Join. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [about Harriette's gingerbread house] This is a work of art. Inside this scrawny chest, there beats a heart. [Maxine laughs hysterically after she leaves the house]. This isn't right Weasel. What are you doing with these bells? From now on, no parties and no TV. When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. "What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Oh, good. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. What's up? Carl, someone parked their own piece of junk in our driveway. Carl Otis Winslow: [furious] Edward is in jail. [laughs] Bye! No. I was kickin' butt. It's late. Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]. Waldo: We rented us a limo station wagon. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Who do you think bought his first pair of shoes? Or was it yellow? Laura Lee Winslow: [as Laura Wigglesworth, pointing a gun at Johnny] The narration to finish! He opted ofr early retirement. Then we par-tay, see no problem. Darnell Watkins: [about Carl] This guy's about invisible. Quotes.net. I never got an 'A' before. I have a muscle in my forehead that will not stop jerking! Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose! Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah. Your father waited at the Box Office for an hour. You showed me a picture of your dog. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: That's big talk coming from a guy in Italy. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl and his father planned on doing a lot of things together, but they never got the chance. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them. Ha ha! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What's wrong? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [talking to Chondra in the bar about Maxine] Aww, yeah, she's a sweetheart but if she caught us in here together she'd rip off your arm and beat me with it. A small gastronomic goof up. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Steve as Stefan] Steve? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cornelius Eugene Urkel, you have better find a good excuse to leave town soon. Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - zrrie.us Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? Steve Urkel: [dropping his bowling ball and hyperventilating]. Carl Otis Winslow: You know son, if Screwing Up ever became an Olympic event. Steve Urkel: Oh, positive. Carl, you given me a half-eaten box of candy. Rachel Crawford: Sort of an Urkel Exchange Program? Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow, guess what? Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. Steve Urkel: [about the music video] This is going to be the biggest bomb since Howard the Duck. During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class. Why, you teach us things about life! Harriette: Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts. Why would anybody want to kill her? No Traffic. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. Laura: Steve, you like this kind of music? And the reason it hurts is because I've tried very hard to be your friend and all you've done is take advantage of me. I was not abrasive. Urkel, the camera was on Eddie the whole time. You had two whole days to forget where it was. Maxine: Ugh, what is this? More like The Repulsions. I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! An illustration of a horizontal line over an up pointing arrow. It's to another restaurant. Steve Urkel: Oh, well, no problem-o. Included in the potential "Did I Do That?" Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Ok dad. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Harriette Winslow: Oh, well it's nice to meet you, Curtis. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense. I don't ever want to go to that restaurant again. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: He must've been dangerous. First of all, this is not a real date. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Carl] I know you're stubborn as a mule but you don't have to act like a jackass! Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. I love you more than life itself. I tried to help you! I'm drawn to you. Laura: Well you're stubborn, irritating, loud, obnoxious, pushy, clumsy Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! Baby Girl: You couldn't push me out of this park if you wanted to! He couldn't cover his head with his hat. To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers. Harriette Winslow: [Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. If you cut me, do I not cough? Three times X equals six. I can't even tell her it won't ever happen again! Carl Otis Winslow: How about if I convince Laura to go out on a date with you. Laura: What you did for me tonight was really special. Steve Urkel: And lose that wonderful ocean flavor? I mean, you are very Laura: Let's just put it this way You have the perfect face for your head. Ms. Steuben: [after seeing Waldo's assignment] Waldo, this is superior work. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Carl Otis Winslow: Come on, Harriette! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving? It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. The Ethical Issues With Stefan Urquelle In Family Matters Where did you get the money for this? Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It's a tradition in the Urkel family to not consummate the marriage for three months. Steve Urkel: [collecting] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. My mom's the one who really messed up. Steven Quincy Urkel: I wasn't the one who overslept, Ms. Rip Van Winslow. Rachel Crawford: Exactly what were Eddie's instructions? Second question. Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes! Steve Urkel: Oh, I am so glad you said that! Laura Lee Winslow: Steve, could you go a little faster? Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. But I have feelings, too. Laura: So do you Max, guess what, Steve rented us a limo. Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. Carl Otis Winslow: He's trouble. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The librarian, a white man that I'd known all my life, pushed me out into the street and told me never to come back. Carl Otis Winslow: Ohohoho and they are personal and private. Steve Urkel: What? I can't breathe! Cop: It's also against the law. I'm in this class. Did you think of me while you guys were camping? [Puts his jacket on and heads to the Door], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them! Waldo: Don't do it, Urkel! Carl: [Urkel Voice] In the meantime, I have to break the news to Harriette. Fortunately, when I was young I had no friends. Stefan Urquelle. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, when I was about your age, I LOVED to read, just like you. You kissed me. Carl Otis Winslow: Alright Harriette, you were a liiiiiiiittle abrasive tonight. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Aww that's cute. Laura Lee Winslow: That you'll never go into outer space again. Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? The truth is you deserve a kiss. Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Laura Lee Winslow: That's right, I don't know, and I still like the Cards. Cassie Lynn: Becky Sue! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! [finds a note hanging on the door] Oh my God. and-so-the-balance-shifts-blog. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh honey, I hope they don't cheer too hard. No. But you'll never play in this game again. Steve Urkel: It wasn't that play that cost you the championship. Laura: Not when the bomb is in the basement with you! Carl Otis Winslow: Two stalks of broccoli and three pieces of asparagus? Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! Steven Quincy Urkel is a fictional character on the American ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White. Harriette Winslow: I simply put out his cigar. Harriette: [sobbing] Clint is driving off and Meryl will never see him again! Eddie: I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove. Carl Otis Winslow: Don't get cute with me Harriet. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No thanks, Eddie. 11 days ago. There's no one I wanna say no to more than you. [crying], Maxine Johnson: [Maxine starts to laugh while talking to Steve] Ooh, hoo hoo. Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Laura Lee Winslow: Now, for the championship and the toaster oven, who made the first patented shoe sewing machine? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's your aunt's name, who'd want to kill her, and who do you like in the World Series? Chico! Hey Steve, would you like a breast? r/Unexpected on Reddit: Pick up lines as it's peak Ken: [Grabbing Steve by the collar] THAT FEEB YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WAS ME!